omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
I’ve been out of school for a while so I did not read this correctly. I was sitting here laughing going “yeah, man, fuck druids” then “oh, wait, no…”
Paladin Healer man, fuck it.
yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!
yall today: pussy or butthole
yeehaw 4/13 i tried?
I WAS NOT
the clock strikes 12:01, it is 4/14. the homestucks slowly fade back into the shadows. blogs return to their usual content. the grey is washed off. everything is quiet.
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England